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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ceci n'est pas une light bulb.
(I know the original answer is "A Fish," I just want to see how many people get the reference)

How many cubists does it take to change a light bulb?
The damn cube won't fit into the round socket!

How many impressionists does it take to change a light bulb?
It's hard to tell, the closer you get, the harder it is to see...

How many primitivists does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs are far to modern.

How many Dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?
The furry one or the spiky one?

How many realists does it take to change a light bulb?
You can't improve on reality.

How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
We'll use a flash and some high-speed film.

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